Charles O’Rourke, known Texas cowboy and “speculator”

September 29, 2007

Chief McIlwaine, of the Utica police, is very confident that Charles O’Rourke, alias Roarke, is the masked robber who “held up” Night Agent Barger, of the West Shore Road, on March 14, and shot and robbed Messenger Leake on Wednesday night.

No relation to me. This is from the April 3, 1887 edition of the New York Times. Very cool that they’ve opened up a huge amount of their archives for free. Also cool that I have a kickass murderin’ no-good namesake.

Filed under: news

Journeyman and the iPhone

September 26, 2007

I just watched the pilot episode of Journeyman, a new NBC prime-time show. I’m intrigued enough by the premise to watch the next episode, although I’m still a little confused about what was going on in some scenes — what was up with the fiancée, was she also a time traveller? — so I’ll have to watch it again to try to make some sense of it.

But Dan, the protagonist, uses an iPhone throughout the show. (You know he’s travelled back in time because his iPhone loses service — guess they didn’t even have EDGE back in the 80’s.) Is this the first use of an iPhone in TV/movies? I don’t watch too much TV, so I wouldn’t know if they slipped it into any other premieres.

Screen shot of messed up iPhone from Journeyman

It looks like they messed with the software, though, and in one scene, the whole screen image is upside-down. Uh-oh, wonder if the firmware upgrade is going to brick his iPhone?

Filed under: Apple, iPhone

We’are glad you’re here

September 14, 2007

From the information card in my hotel room in Washington, D.C., where I’m staying this weekend to go to my grandfather’s wedding:

We’are glad you’re here

Filed under: funny, grammar

Blaming Apple for the crummy state of ringtones

September 13, 2007

Daring Fireball calls out Apple on their new support for ringtones in iTunes 7.4:

Faced with the choice between doing what’s right for customers or charging them money for something they shouldn’t need to pay for, Apple chose the latter. There is no middle ground. And any business that hinges on your customers “not knowing any better” is a bad business.

Considering how the music labels obviously get to make the call on whether songs are even available to be made into ringtones, I’m assuming that this wasn’t Apple’s decision to make. Since the labels get the majority of iTunes revenues for each sale, it doesn’t seem like there’s anything in it for Apple to cripple the ringtone ability in this way. It seems more likely that Apple’s choice was have ringtones on the labels’ terms or not have ringtones at all.

Filed under: Apple, iPhone

Flying the unfriendly skies

There’s an interesting article in yesterday’s Wall Street Journal about incivility in airports and commercial airlines.

“Abnormal, aberrant or abusive behavior in the context of the air-travel experience” is back with a vengeance, says Andrew Thomas, an assistant professor of business at the University of Akron, who has written books about air rage and aviation “insecurity” and maintains a Web site called airrage.org.

Mr. Thomas sees an entitlement mind-set in today’s flying public, especially among business travelers. “Nobody tells a lot of these guys ‘no,’ ” he says. “So when a flight attendant tells them to turn off the phone or the BlackBerry or that they can’t have another drink, they don’t know how to hear ‘no,’ ” he says.

That might be part of the problem, but I have my doubts that it’s the predominant one. I think a lot of people who end up being rude to flight attendants or other airline personnel are just regular people who have had the airline stick it to them just one too many times.

When things go wrong in other customer service experiences, most people don’t fly off the handle. Mistakes happen and nothing works perfectly, and if the service you are dealing with makes a sincere apology and does what they can to make it right, all is well. My Panasonic camera broke down a few months ago, and Panasonic made it so painless and easy to get a warranty repair that I’m still a happy customer. The wait staff at restaurants will occasionally forget your order, and when they apologize and make it right, no harm done.

The problem with the airlines is that they are set up to create a bad service. The various airlines set up all of their flights at the peak times, knowing full well that there isn’t enough runway space and there’s no way all of those flights are going to take off on time. This week, outgoing FAA Administrator Marion Blakey called on the airlines to fix their scheduling problems or risk government intervention. The airlines schedule flights knowing that the only way they can work is for everything to run perfectly, and no matter how efficient the airline is, there’s no way that can happen — airplanes can’t fly through thunderstorms and they can’t land on runways occupied by other aircraft. When they don’t build enough flexibility into aircraft and crew scheduling, it’s almost guaranteed that the entire day’s schedule is going to go to hell at the first sign of trouble (and, because of crew rest regulations, probably the subsequent days’ schedules as well).

Most of the other bad experiences of the airport can be dealt with by simply being completely prepared for them; don’t check any luggage, make sure your carry-on items follow all of the idiotic TSA guidelines about 3 ounces of toothpaste, take off your shoes before someone has to ask, and have your photo ID ready at each checkpoint. But even if you do everything right, you can’t do anything about the dumb setup of check-in points (why is it unclear which line I have to stand in, ever? Can’t US Airways afford to make a few signs?), and you can’t do anything when the airline sets up the schedule in a way that virtually ensures that last night’s crew will get in too late to fly this morning’s flight. It’s like the airlines aren’t even trying. When airline personnel apologize, their apologies sound shallow and rehearsed because they are — they make the exact same apology a million times a day, every day. “Sorry” doesn’t mean anything when we know full well that you’re not sorry at all — this is happening because it’s how the system is designed.

I’m all for capitalism, and I want the airlines to make lots of money. But when the only way you can break even is by keeping all the schedules so tight that you’re forced to run a bad operation in which all of your customers are treated poorly, then there’s something wrong with the whole concept. I’m against increased government regulation, but you’re just asking for it. The elected representatives can’t ignore an entire nation of unhappy fliers forever.

Filed under: aviation, travel

Apple’s a monopolist, say the class-action lawyers

September 7, 2007

Gregory Watson, of the law firm of Coughlin Stoia Geller Rudman & Robbins, says that the new iPods released on Wednesday prove that Apple is a monopolist:

The class-action firm says that like their predecessors, Apple’s latest iPods will not play music encoded in Microsoft’s competing Windows Media Audio, or WMA, format. [...]

Apple could license the WMA format from Microsoft for less than 2 cents per iPod, lawyers say, which would make iPods and iPhones, old and new, compatible with music purchased online from rivals like Wal-Mart, Napster, Best Buy, Yahoo and others.

Wow. Apple is a monopolist for failing to help prop up Microsoft’s failing music business?

I wonder how much they’ll be asking for if they receive class-action status? Three hundred million dollars for the law firm, and a $1 iTunes Store gift card for each of the consumers covered by the class action?

Trial lawyers. I know there must be some of them that actually fight for justice, but you never hear about those ones.

Filed under: Apple, justice
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